Sensors detect a rift in the fabric of space to aft. Set course for Risa and engage at warp four. Set phasers to maximum and attack. Sensors detect a distortion in space-time to starboard. Live long and prosper. There be whales here. Blue alert, fire phasers. Main power to shields. Set course for Praxis and engage at warp five.

I’m a Doctor, not a coal miner. Captain to sick bay, report. Resistance is futile. Sensors detect a surge in nutrinos to port. Shut up, Wesley. Shields up, orange alert. Highly illogical, doctor. Commander, there are Humans to starboard. Sensors detect a hole in space to port. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Beam me up, Chief. Sensors detect a surge in nutrinos to starboard. Set phasers to stun and retreat. Shut up, Wesley. Beam me up, Scotty. Resistance is futile. Set phasers to kill and attack. Live long and prosper. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Shields down, blue alert. Set phasers to stun and retreat.